SEASON ONE 1982-1983 Give Me a Ring Sometime Sophisticated Diane Chambers is dumped by her fiance in a blue collar Boston bar where she meets baseball star-turned-bar owner Sam Malone.
Sam's Women Diane's teases Sam for dating air-headed women, causing him to look for a date of a higher cerebral plane. Also, an old customer insists he must see the former owner to discuss his personal problems.
One for the Book While Diane keeps notes on bar conversation, a novice comes in for one final fling before entering a monastery and a World War I doughboy shows up for a very small reunion. The Tortelli Tort Carla's fiery temper almost costs Sam the bar when she attacks an obnoxious Yankees fan. Diane offers to help by suggesting Carla seek anger management. Sam at Eleven Sam realizes how much he misses his former sports celebrity status when a local newscaster asks to interview him again. Truce or Consequences Diane and Carla decide to bury the hatchet over after-work drinks, which lead to a startling confession from Carla about her youngest child. Coach's Daughter Coach meets the obnoxious lout his daughter plans to marry. Any Friend of Diane's Diane becomes upset when Sam hits on an old friend of hers who's on the rebound from an unhappy love affair. Endless Slumper Sam gets a phonecall from an old baseball friend, Rick Walker, who has been having a lousy season. Sam lends Rick his old good luck charm as one manís good luck becomes another man's misfortune. Coach Returns to Action Coach and Sam become unlikely romantic rivals for Coach's new neighbor. Let Me Count the Ways Diane looks to her friends for comfort when her cat dies, but finds everyone too enthralled by a Celtics game to notice. The Spy Who Came in for a Cold One The bar patrons are all enthralled by the mysterious gentleman who claims to be a secret agent. Friends, Romans, Accountants Norm tries to make points with the boss by planning the annual office party at Cheers and arranging for Diane to be the old man's date. Father Knows Last Carla reveals she's pregnant but fools another man into thinking he's the father. The Boys in the Bar Cheers' regulars fear the place may become a gay hangout after an old friend and teammate of Sam's reveals his homosexuality in a tell-all book. Now Pitching, Sam Malone Sam lets the sexy appeal of an agent and the glamour of the public spotlight lure him into being a TV pitchman. Diane's Perfect Date Sam and Diane dare each other to find the other's perfect date, but Sam's last minute choice doesn't quite measure up. No Contest Sam enters Diane in the Miss Boston Barmaid contest without telling her. Pick a Con, Any Con Sam enlists Harry the conman to help fleece a card shark who cheated Coach out of a lot of money. Someone Single, Someone Blue Diane's mother turns up at Cheers with the news that Diane must marry before the next day or her mother will lose her share of Diane's father's estate. Showdown (1) Sam becomes jealous when his impressive older brother Derek drops by the bar and charms everyone including a smitten Diane. Showdown (2) Diane's fascination with Sam's older brother brings their long simmering relationship to a boil when the sibling asks Diane to go to Paris with him. SEASON TWO 1983-1984 Power Play The regular gang finds Sam and Diane's romance hard to believe, a view apparently shared by Diane, who throws Sam out of her apartment after only five minutes.
Homicidal Ham Andy, the ex-con Sam arranged as a blind date for Diane, returns to Cheers to show off his acting ability.
Little Sister Don't Cha Carla goes on a maternity leave and is replaced by her supposedly shy and innocent sister. Manager Coach Coach becomes a slave driver when he's put in charge of Little League team. Personal Business Diane, angry at the implication that she couldn't hold a job anywhere but Cheers, leaves for a better position and Norm leaves Vera. Summer's Return Diane's intellectual former fiance returns to reclaim her and puts Sam into an anxiety attack when he tries to measure up by reading Tolstoy. Affairs of the Heart Carla rejects a man interested in her romantically, convinced that he must have some fatal flaw to find her attractive. Where There's a Will Sam lets a dying man tend bar just for fun, but the man leaves the bar patrons $100,000 in a paper napkin will. They Called Me Mayday Sam and Diane go to work after Dick Cavett suggests that Sam's autobiography might sell and Norm confronts an old flame of Vera's who's interested in her again. Old Flames Sam's old buddy Dave Richards bets Sam he can break up his romance with Diane within 24 hours and it looks like a sure thing when Diane learns he still has his little black book. How Do I Love Thee, Let Me Call You Back Sam casually tells Diane he loves her and sends her deep into an introspective analysis of their relationship. Battle of the Exes Not wanting to appear lonely and dateless whilst going to her ex-husband Nick's wedding ceremony to blonde bimbo Loretta, Carla asks Sam to accompany her. And Coachie Makes Three Sam and Diane want to spend some time alone together, but the lonely Coach keeps joining them, not realizing he is spoiling things for them. Sam and Diane decide to set Coach up with a woman so they will be left in peace. No Help Wanted Sam regrets asking Norm to do his taxes when the out of work accountant comes up with a five figure refund. Just Three Friends Diane is at first incredulous then furious when it becomes apparent that Sam and her old school chum find each other very attractive. Snow Job Sam lies to Diane about the weekend he has planned chasing snow bunnies in Vermont. Fortune and Men's Weight Coach is conned into buying an old scale which also prints out fortunes, and the Cheers gang find their fortunes coming true. Meanwhile, Norm and Vera make progress in their relationship. Cliff's Rocky Moment Cliff's know-it-all attitude finally gets him into a fight with another patron. Coach Buries a Grudge An old friend of Coach has died and Coach decides to hold a memorial to him in the bar, inviting all their old friends. But then Coach discovers his late friend made a pass at his late wife. Norman's Conquest The regulars push Norm into pursuing an attractive new client who seems to be interested in him. I'll Be Seeing You (1) Diane is offended when Sam agrees to be featured in a magazine as an eligible bachelor. Meanwhile, Semenko, a pretentious artist, wants to make Diane the subject of his next work of art. I'll Be Seeing You (2) Sam commissions a portrait of Diane from an artist so obnoxious that he soon forbids Diane to continue posing for him, an order Diane won't accept. SEASON THREE 1984-1985 Rebound (1) Coach asks Diane to return to Cheers from her self-imposed vacation to help Sam, who has fallen off the wagon.
Rebound (2) Thanks to Dr. Frasier Crane, Sam is back on his way to becoming sober and stable again but Diane, who's taken her old job back, has yet to tell Sam that she's now involved with the doctor.
An American Family Nick returns and demands of Carla a more equitable division of their marital property:getting custody of one of their kids, a demand to which Carla agrees. Sam Turns the Other Cheek Sam makes up an elaborate story to explain how he got shot in the rear end, not wanting to tell everyone the real reason - he was shot at by a jealous husband. Coach in Love (1) Coach falls in love with a woman who agrees to marry him while Sam strikes out with her daughter. Coach in Love (2) The gang is furious when Irene dumps Coach after she wins the lottery. But when Coach refuses to believe that Irene is really gone, everyone worries that he's living in a state of denial. I Call Your Name Frasier asks Sam for some advice about his more intimate relationship with Diane and Cliff hides out from a vengeful fellow postal employee. Diane Meets Mom Diane meets Frasier's mother, who quietly threatens to kill Diane if she doesn't leave Frasier alone. A Ditch in Time Sam meets one of Diane's intense friends, who has her parents over to meet Sam, their future son-in-law, hours after their first date. Peterson Crusoe Norm becomes aware of his own mortality and decides to throw it all in and take off for Bora Bora. Diane's Allergy Diane suffers a mysterious allergic reaction after moving in with Frasier. Fairy Tales Can Come True Cliff meets a woman during a costume party at Cheers that he likes very much, but he's afraid to see her again as himself. Whodunit? Frasier is devastated when he learns that his learned mentor has been dating Carla, who also has a little surprise of her own. The Heart is a Lonely Snipe Hunter The guys take Frasier on a snipe hunt in the woods after Diane asks them to include the psychologist in their masculine pursuits. Cheerio, Cheers Diane announces that she's leaving Cheers to accompany Frasier to Italy and Sam throws her a going-away party. Rescue Me Frasier proposes to Diane while they're in Italy and she makes an emergency call to Sam, hoping he'll talk her out of it. King of the Hill Sam returns to the mound for a charity softball game against Playboy bunnies, but his competitive spirit ruins the day when he strikes them all out. Teacher's Pet Sam and the Coach are taking the same night school course in geography, but while Coach studies, Sam dates the teacher. Bar Bet Sam stands to lose the bar to an old friend because of a bet that he would marry Jacqueline Bissett before a certain date. The Mail Goes to Jail Norm gets arrested when he finishes the route for an ill Cliff, but Cliff refuses to back up Norm's explanation to the authorities. If Ever I Would Leave You After his second wife Loretta kicks him out, Carla's ex-husband Nick Tortelli comes to Cheers asking Carla to take him back. Behind Every Great Man Sam faces the ultimate challenge to his skills as a male animal; a lady reporter who has been investigating the Boston singles scene and has heard every line in the book. The Executive Executioner Norm is promoted to company hatchet man because of his unique style for letting people go. The Bartender's Tale Carla insists that Sam should hire an older woman to replace Diane but she doesn't reckon on Sam's attraction to the woman's daughter. The Belles of St. Clete's Carla calls together her former classmates from St. Clete's School for Wayward Girls to plot revenge on their former sadistic principal whom she spots drinking at Cheers. SEASON FOUR 1985-1986 Birth, Death, Love and Rice After the sad passing away of Coach, Sam hires a new bartender in Woody Boyd. Frasier arrives back from Europe with the news that Diane left him at the altar for six months of decadent living across Europe and she is now seeking a Boston monastery.
The Groom Wore Clearasil Carla asks Sam to tell her teenage son about the joys of bachelorhood and to discourage his urge to get married.
Woody Goes Belly Up The gang brings Woody's old girlfriend to Boston to visit him and Frasier, still not yet confident about returning to psychiatry, decides to pay his bar bill by working as a janitor. I Will Gladly Pay You Tuesday Sam has a weak moment and lends Diane $500 to buy a book reputedly signed by Ernest Hemingway. 2 Good 2 Be 4 Real Sam and the gang make up an answer to Carla's ad in the personal column to lift her spirits. Someday My Prince Will ComeDiane fantasizes over an expensive coat left behind by a patron and agrees to go out with whoever claims it. Love Thy Neighbor Norm fears Vera may be having an affair with his neighbor and Sam wastes his time as a radio sports commentator apologizing to Diane. The Barstoolie Cliff refuses to identify himself to his estranged father when the man comes to Cheers with an important message for his son. Diane's Nightmare Diane spends a dark and stormy night worrying that Andy Schroeder has escaped and is out to kill her. From Beer to Eternity Sam has to convince Woody to help Cheers win a bowling match with Gary's Old Towne Tap a rival bar. Don Juan is Hell Sam is happy to be the subject of Diane's psychology term paper until he learns just exactly what the Don Juan syndrome is. Fools and Their Money Sam thinks he's doing Woody a favor by not placing a bet for the young man, but the long shot comes in and Sam has to pay off. Suspicion Diane arranges for a stranger to come into Cheers as part of an experiment in paranoid behavior, but then she provides an even better example as she waits for the gang to get back at her. The Triangle Diane and Sam try to rebuild Frasier's shattered ego when he starts drinking too much. Second Time Around Frasier has been out on a date with a fellow psychiatrist, Dr Lilith Sternin, but things didn't go too well. Frasier feels depressed and Sam arranges a date between Frasier and a woman, named Candy. Sam and Diane get a surprise when Frasier proposes to Candy after just one date. Cliffie's Big Score Cliff has two dates for the postman's ball-with Carla and Diane. Take My Shirt, Please Sam's ego is crushed when no one bids on his old baseball jersey during a public television auction. The Peterson Principle Norm gets some dirt on his main competitor for a promotion but hesitates to use it. Dark Imaginings After trying (and failing) to hit on a pretty female customer, Sam feels like he is over the hill and challenges Woody to a racquetball game. Unfortunately Sam ends up hurting himself and has to take a trip to the hospital. Save the Last Dance For Me Carla asks Sam to partner her in a dance contest where their main competition is Nick and Loretta. Fear is My Co-Pilot A flying daredevil that Diane barnstormed with across Europe takes her and Sam for a ride and dies at 20,000 feet up. Diane Chambers Day Diane feels depressed and left out of the gang's activities so Frasier organizes a day just for her-at the opera. Strange Bedfellows (1) Local councilwoman Janet Eldridge comes to Cheers as part of her re-election campaign, and Sam finds himself smitten with her. They become a couple and jealous Diane joins the opposition campaign fearing that if Janet wins the election, she will win Sam's heart as well. Strange Bedfellows (2) Sam and Janet's relationship is getting stronger and stronger whilst Diane gets more jealous. Janet suggests that Sam fire Diane to sever all ties with his past, but Diane overhears and quits before he can fire her. Strange Bedfellows (3) Janet has won the election and is hosting her press conference at Cheers. Diane turns up to apologize to Sam but later, Sam and Janet talk and realize their relationship won't work. Sam then picks up the telephone and proposes to someone. Relief Bartender Woody fears for his job when Sam hires a second bartender. SEASON FIVE 1986-1987 Tan N' Wash The gang insists on getting in on Norm's new business investment then complains bitterly when it looks like a washout.
House of Horrors With Formal Dining and Used Brick Cliff finds a reasonably priced older home for Carla to buy that turns out to be haunted.
The Book of Samuel Woody delves into Sam's legendary black book to find a date to impress his former girl friend, who is coming to Cheers to introduce her fiancÈ. Abnormal Psychology Diane tries to help Lilith, the lady psychologist attracted to Frasier, to soften her appearance and surprise Frasier during their television debate. Knights of the Scimitar Cliff prods a reluctant Norm to join his lodge and Sam thinks Diane has invented a suitor to make him jealous. Never Love a Goalie (1) Carla falls for Eddie, a hockey goalie; meanwhile, Diane is foreman of a jury in an attempted murder trial. Never Love a Goalie (2) Eddie's career was red-hot until he started dating Carla. The defendant in Diane's murder case comes to the bar. Young Dr. Weinstein Stung by Diane's attitude, Sam tries to impress her by getting reservations at the most exclusive restaurant in Boston. Thanksgiving Orphans The gang gathers at Carla's house for a Thanksgiving dinner of frozen turkey and overdone peas. Everyone Imitates Art Diane becomes obsessed with tracking down a poem she's sure Sam plagiarized and had published in a literary magazine that has repeatedly turned her work down. Spellbound Nick vows to take Diane away from Sam when Sam defends Loretta's efforts to ditch Nick and start her own singing career. Dance, Diane, Dance Frasier's effort to lighten a dance instructor's harsh criticism of Diane's efforts backfires when she decides to audition for the Boston Ballet. Chambers vs. Malone Sam proposes to Diane again and ends up charged with assault and battery when she turns him down again. Diamond Sam Sam regrets trying to buy Diane an engagement ring that is a cheap imitation. Dog Bites Cliff Cliff is thinking lawsuit after a dog bites him while delivering the mail, until he meets the dog's beautiful and cooperative owner. Dinner at Eight-ish Frasier and Lilith invite Sam and Diane over for dinner to celebrate their first week of cohabitation. But things start going wrong when Lilith finds out Frasier and Diane were engaged, and she locks herself in the bathroom. One Last Fling Diane gives Sam 24 hours for a final fling before their wedding. The Godfather, Part III Sam's goddaughter Joyce Pantusso (the late Coach's niece) has come to Boston for a visit. Not wanting her to get into trouble, Sam asks Woody to help her out and show her around - but Woody and Joyce have a surprise for Sam! Simon Says Diane badgers a noted British marriage counselor into seeing her and Sam for a pre-nuptial session, then refuses to heed his advice. Norm's First Hurrah Norm elaborates on his new position with a top CPA firm and is caught in his little white lies when the gang decides to surprise him at work. Meanwhile Cliff finds a $20 note - and Woody has lost one. Cheers: The Motion Picture The gang tries to reassure a nervous Mr. and Mrs. Boyd back in Indiana that Woody is fine and has wonderful friends in Boston by making a home movie of an average day at Cheers. A House is Not a Home Diane is haunted by the memories of the couple who lived a long and happy life together in the home she and Sam have purchased. I Do and Adieu Dr. Sumner Sloane returns to Cheers on Diane and Sam's wedding day to tell her that a publisher is interested in one of her class manuscripts if she can go to work immediately on rewrites. The Proposal We finally found out who Sam's telephone proposal at the end of the last episode was to - Diane! But Diane fears that Sam is merely on the rebound, so asks him to repeat the proposal in a more romantic occasion. Money Dearest Cliff's ecstatic when his mother decides to marry a wealthy man until the groom decides to give it all away to charity. The Cape Cad Diane follows Sam to Cape Cod in an effort to ruin his weekend with another woman. SEASON SIX 1987-1988 Home is the Sailor Sam returns to Cheers six months after he sold it to a large corporation to pursue a life of leisure on board a new boat. Now the boat has sunk and he's looking for a job.
The Crane Mutiny The gang tries to convince Frasier that Rebecca desires him after he quarrels with Lilith and Rebecca replaces Sam's picture with one of herself.
My Fair Clavin Cliff helps his girl friend improve her appearance then regrets it when all sorts start to hit on her, including Sam. Ion Sports Sam tries to dodge his bar duties so he can fill in for a friend as a sports broadcaster. Little Carla, Happy at Last (1) Carla and Eddie plan to get married if they can get past superstition, Eddie's mother, Carla's children, and Rebecca's nerves as she waits for her boss to show up at the bar. Little Carla, Happy at Last (2) Much to Carla's dismay, Eddie has called off the wedding thanks to his mother's disapproval of the bride. Now it's up to Sam to reunite the two superstitious lovebirds. Paint Your Office Norm gets to know Rebecca better when he paints her office as a way of paying off his bar tab. Pudd'nhead Boyd Woody meets an elderly woman while wearing his makeup for the role of Mark Twain, and begins dating her. Airport V Carla tries to conquer her fear of flying with Frasier's help and Rebecca waits tensely for a visit from a restaurant critic. Bidding on the Boys Sam and Woody are up for bids at a charity auction but less than thrilled at their new owners. The Last Angry Mailman Cliff is opposed to selling out the family home so a convenience store can be built there, but his mother is all for the idea. Meanwhile, the gang tries to find out about Rebecca's college nickname- Backseat Becky. A Kiss is Still a Kiss Rebecca asks an eager Sam to escort her to a company function to correct a false impression held by her boss. Woody For Hire, Meets Norman of the Apes Woody tries to convince his friends that he got a small part on Spenser: For Hire and Cliff and Norm quarrel about a practical joke involving a chimpanzee. And God Created Woodman Woody takes responsibility for a vase broken by Rebecca at a company party, and winds up pals with the big boss. Christmas Cheers Christmas Eve is depressing at Cheers as Sam rushes to find Rebecca a gift, Rebecca makes everyone work late, and Norm's Santa Claus buddies gather to celebrate the end of the season. Tale of Two Cuties Annie Tortelli fills in for Carla at Cheers and Mr. Drake makes Rebecca turn green by personally hiring a pretty young woman to work at Cheers. Yacht of Fools Rebecca thinks she's finally got a shot at Evan Drake when he invites her and Sam for a weekend aboard his yacht. To All the Girls I've Loved Before Frasier's bachelor party turns out depressing and bleak while Lilith's shower threatens to burst into flames. Let Sleeping Drakes Lie Rebecca moons over Evan Drake's bedroom as Norm repaints it, but she's caught when the man returns unexpectedly. The Sam in the Gray Flannel Suit Rebecca is hurt and jealous when Sam's promoted to corporate headquarters until she finds out why he was moved up. The Big Kiss-Off Sam and Woody wager over who can be the first to plant a three-second kiss on Rebecca. Slumber Party Massacred Lilith and Rebecca throw a teenage slumber party to cheer up Carla after she learns she's soon going to be a grandmother. Our Hourly Bread Rebecca decides to take Woody's suggestion of raffling off a Caribbean vacation to get the bar out of a slump. Backseat Becky, Up Front A desperate Rebecca goes to extraordinary lengths for a moment alone with Evan Drake as he prepares to move to Japan. Bar Wars The gang at Cheers declares war when rival bar, Gary's Old Town Tavern, steals the trophy celebrating their one and only sporting victory in a bowling tournament. SEASON SEVEN 1988-1989 Swear to God Sam makes a rash promise to God that he'll remain celibate if only someone else is the father of an old girl friend's baby.
How to Recede in Business Rebecca's life suffers a further disruption when Evan Drake's replacement makes Sam the new manager of Cheers.
Executive Sweet Rebecca puts Sam off by telling him that from now on she'll only date men who can advance her career, and then she meets her younger-than-springtime new boss. Those Lips, Those Ice Carla throws a jealous fit when she suspects that Eddie is fooling around with someone from the ice show. Norm, Is That You? Norm tries to hide the fact that he's become an interior decorator. Send In the Crane Sam finds himself attracted to both an old girlfriend and her grown daughter while Woody volunteers to be the clown at the boss' kid's birthday party Rebecca is planning. Jumping Jerks The gang decides to take up sky diving as a diversion. Bar Wars II: The Woodman Strikes Back Cheers' gets another chance of losing a contest to their cross-town rivals at Gary's Old Towne Tavern; this time the contest is for Boston's Best Bloody Mary. One Happy Chappy in a Snappy Serape Sam goes to Mexico to open a new bar for the company, robbing Rebecca of her fiance and her only defense against the marriage proposal of her baby boss. Hot Rocks Sam introduces everyone to the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, an old fan, but Rebecca later believes the old man stole her diamond earrings. I Kid You Not Lilith and Frasier practice their parenting skills on Carla's precocious six-year-old son. How to Win Friends and Electrocute People Cliff drastically alters his personality after no one from the bar comes to visit him during his hospital stay with appendicitis. Sam gives Lilith driving lessons. Adventures in House-sitting Rebecca offers to housesit for one of the company executives and calls on Sam and Woody for help when the man's beloved dog runs away. Golden Boyd Woody decides to steal Kelly, a rich snob's girl, away when the man humiliates him. Please Mr. Postman Cliff's loyalties are tested when his new ladylove, a fellow postal employee, commits a rule infraction on his behalf. Don't Paint Your Chickens Rebecca tries to impress corporate headquarters by using her marketing skills to promote Norm's one man painting business and Sam tries to keep up with a sweet young thing wild about all kinds of sports. The Cranemakers Lilith persuades Frasier to give up everything urban and move with her to a cabin in the wilds. What's Up, Doc? Sam actually fakes a case of impotence to get close to a therapist Lilith and Frasier introduced to him. The Gift of the Woodi Woody's rich girl friend doesn't fully appreciate his inexpensive but heartfelt birthday gift and Rebecca transforms herself to further her career prospects. Call Me Irresponsible Woody gets gambling fever and tension mounts as Carla waits for Eddie to surprise her on their second anniversary. The Visiting Lecher Rebecca accuses a respected authority on marital fidelity of making a pass at her. Sisterly Love Sam tries to reconcile Rebecca and her sister. SEASON EIGHT 1989-1990 The Improbable Dream, Part 1 Just as Rebecca fears for her sanity because of the erotic dreams she's been having about Sam, multi-millionaire Robin Colcord sweeps her off her feet.
The Improbable Dream, Part 2 Rebecca quickly forgets about Sam after she agrees to go to California with Robin Colcord.
A Bar is Born Rebecca prepares herself to spend her first night with Robin Colcord while Sam takes the first step towards owning the bar again. How to Marry a Mailman The young woman Cliff turned in for stealing a Post Office vehicle returns from Canada with an offer that literally blinds Cliff. The Two Faces of Norm Norm invents a strict curmudgeon of a partner to boss around his easygoing paint crew while Sam goes crazy with concern after selling his precious 'Vette. The Stork Brings a Crane Lilith spoils Rebecca's elaborately planned celebration of Cheers' 100th anniversary by going into labor. Death Takes a Holiday on Ice Carla learns that Eddie led a secret life when a second widow shows up at his funeral. For Real Men Only Frasier and the guys cringe over plans to attend his son's circumcision while Rebecca struggles to throw an interesting retirement party for a very dull corporate employee. Two Girls for Every Boyd Woody has trouble with the love scenes for his first starring role and the guys have a beard-growing competition. The Art of the Steal Rebecca and Sam are trapped overnight in Robin Colcord's deluxe security apartment while the gang passes the time playing Monopoly. Feeble Attraction Norm fires his secretary, who sees it as proof that he's wildly attracted to her and Rebecca becomes obsessed with a surprise hidden in the desk Robin, gave her. Sam Ahoy Robin lends Sam and the gang his yacht race in a regatta, but the motley crew discovers a bomb in the refrigerator, right next to the beer. Sammy and the Professor Carla faces an audit while Rebecca's idol, her business school professor, makes an investment in Sam. What is Cliff Clavin? Jeopardy makes an appearance in Boston, and Cliff gets on the show. The Jeopardy! round had all 6 categories Cliff specializes in, such as celebrities. But when Final Jeopardy approaches, he loses all his money putting a stupid response Who are three people that have never visited my kitchen? and becomes depressed afterwards. Finally!, Part 1 Tonight might be the night that Rebecca and Robin finally get together, despite Sam's presence. Finally!, Part 2 The aftermath of their get together isn't all she hoped it would be, when Rebecca finds Robin with another woman. Woody or Won't He A mechanical bull gets the better of Cliff while Woody tries to deal with the romantic advances of his girl friend's mother. Severe Crane Damage Lilith goes on a talk show to promote her new book about men who are bad for women and takes along her prime example-Sam. Indoor Fun with Sammy and Robby Rebecca dreams of a perfectly romantic day with Robin. Robin on the other hand has dared Sam to a series of adolescent challenges. 50-50 Carla Carla and Eddie's other widow Gloria become best buddies but the friendship is threatened when Carla learns the two-timer left $50,000 in insurance and Woody worries about a nude scene when he's cast in a revival of Hair. Bar Wars III: The Return of Tecumseh Despite the truce negotiated by Rebecca, the gang decides to warm up the cold war against Gary's Olde Towne Tavern when they notice the statue of Tecumseh the Indian is missing. Loverboyd Woody moons over the fact that Kelly is going to Europe to attend school and Norm suffers through being the designated driver for the evening. The Ghost and Mrs. Lebec Carla feels compelled to call in an exorcist when Eddie's ghost appears in the bar and Rebecca complains to a TV station about a defective hair removal system. Mr. Otis Regrets Sam makes Rebecca jealous in many strange ways by telling her that he scored with Robin's other girl friend, and Woody is flabbergasted when a girl answers his ad for a roommate. Cry Hard (1) Rebecca impresses Sam and the boys when she shows them Robin's fancy apartment while he's out of town. But Sam isn't impressed when he discovers that Robin's been stealing information from the company Rebecca works for. Cry Harder (2) Rebecca and Sam both have mixed emotions as they face the fact that Robin Colcord, after proposing to Rebecca, is arrested for insider trading based on information supplied by the once and future owner of Cheers. SEASON NINE 1990-1991 Cheers Fouls Out Sam tries to beat Gary at his own game in a grudge basketball game by recruiting Boston Celtics' star Kevin McHale as a substitute bartender at Cheers.
Love is a Really, Really, Perfectly Okay Thing In the afterglow of their intimate encounter, Rebecca becomes determined to deny that it ever happened, to the gang at the bar, to Robin and to herself.
Rebecca Redux Sam hires a new bar manager that everyone seems to like, then learns how low Rebecca has sunk in her pursuit of new employment. Where Nobody Knows Your Name Rebecca is secretly very upset when one of Robin's previous lovers goes public claiming to be his current affair. Ma Always Liked You Better Cliff gets very hurt and upset when his mother decides that Woody is the son she never had, and Norm gets caught in a window. Bad Neighbor Sam Sam initiates a feud with the new owner of Melville's, the restaurant upstairs when snobbish restaurateur John Hill buys the building. Grease Norm nearly has a cow when he hears that the Hungry Heifer is closing down, and mounts an all-out campaign to keep it going, while Rebecca frets over seeing Robin as he works in the street nearby as part of a road gang. Cheers 200th Anniversary Special (1 hr) Moderator John McLaughlin leads the whole cast, including former member Shelley Long, in a discussion of the show, featuring many clips from previous shows. Veggie-Boyd Woody gets a big break when he's cast in a commercial for a new vegetable drink but Cliff just feels broken when the new trivia napkins upstage him. Norm and Cliff's Excellent Adventure Woody gets hooked on a home television-shopping channel while Norm and Cliff start a fight between Sam and Frasier. Honor Thy Mother Carla's formidable mother demands on her deathbed that Carla name one of her children Benito Mussolini. Breaking in is Hard to Do Lilith and Frasier try to cope with the fact that their son needs more care from them while Rebecca and Carla try to figure out how Rebecca can pay Robin a conjugal visit in jail. Woody Interruptus Kelly returns from Europe with a new French boyfriend and Cliff decides to have his head cryogenically frozen before he dies. Achilles Hill Sam decides to settle his feud with John Hill by dating the man's daughter and Carla fears that the foosball table is possessed. The Days of Wine and Neuroses Rebecca parties hearty to hide her second thoughts after Robin finally pops the question and Frasier develops a passion for the new sing-along machine. Wedding Bell Blues Rebecca awakens on her wedding morning raring to go, and seems determined to ignore Sam's attempts to remind her of her doubts, and Righteous Brother Bobby Hatfield upstages Frasier. I'm Getting My Act Together and Sticking it in Your Face Rebecca has trouble accepting the fact that she cancelled her wedding with Robin and Frasier translates Dickens' classic prose into Boston vernacular. Crash of the Titans Rebecca decides on a new goal in life and begins by flattering John Hill in an effort to get his lease for the bar. Sam Time Next Year On Valentine's Day, Sam winds up laid out due to back trouble on the 20th anniversary of his annual tryst with Lauren. It's a Wonderful Wife Norm develops a rich paranoia and decides to look for another bar when wife Vera gets a job upstairs at Melville's, and Lilith helps the gang celebrate Frasier's birthday. Cheers Has Chili Rebecca wants to serve Woody's chili in the poolroom despite Sam's heartfelt objections. Pitch It Again, Sam Sam's old baseball rival shows up to goad Sam into a final round on the mound, but Sam isn't too sure he wants to go. Carla Loves Clavin Carla faces the hardest task of her life when she tries to be nice to Cliff after learning he's one of the judges for the Miss Boston Barmaid competition. Rat Girl Lilith grieves over the death of her favorite lab rat while bar support Paul proves an unlikely target for a sexy seduction. Home Malone Sam enters a whole new world when he baby-sits for Frasier and Lilith, and Woody worries about Kelly when she goes to work at Cheers as part of a school project. Uncle Sam Wants You When Sam finds it difficult to back away from Frasier's son, he decides to have one of his own-if only he can find the right mommy. SEASON TEN 1991-1992 Baby Balk Sam and Rebecca each separately turn to the Drs. Crane for help in conceiving a baby.
Get Your Kicks on Route 666 Frasier takes the guys on a trip to rediscover the inner man while the gals discover Carla's cousin Frankie when he fills in at the bar.
Unplanned Parenthood Sam and Rebecca begin to doubt their resolve to be parents after caring Carla's wild bunch and Cliff lobbies for the job of directing Woody's video project for the folks back home. Madame LaCarla Carla is reluctant to accept the crystal ball passed to her by the retiring psychic, Madame Lazora. Where Have All the Floorboards Gone? The gang feels responsible when the Celtics' Kevin McHale goes into a slump after becoming obsessed with the number of bolts in the floor of Boston Garden. Ma's Little Maggie Cliff's girlfriend and mother take an instant liking to each other while Rebecca tries to entice Sam into some frozen fertility underwear. A Fine French Whine Woody wants to propose to Kelly, but HenrÌ and his expiring visa take precedence. The Norm Who Came in from the Cold Norm becomes a permanent house guest when he injures his back while painting at the Cranes'. Bar Wars V: the Final Judgement Sam may have played his last prank when it appears that his Halloween trick may have killed his old nemesis Gary. Head Over Hill Sam gets upset when Carla gets sidetracked from revenge to romance with perennial nemesis John Hill. I'm Okay, You're Defective Frasier has to face making out a will while Sam braces himself for bad news from Rebecca's fertility doctor. Go Make Sam and Rebecca let their imaginations run free during a weekend of baby-making and dream up different versions of their future progeny. Don't Shoot...I'm Only the Psychiatrist Cliff and Norm help Frasier's low-esteem self-help group really help themselves and Woody trims Sam's hair. No Rest for the Woody Woody's extracurricular work as a gravedigger may pay for Kelly's engagement ring, but it also jeopardizes his first meeting with her grandmother. One Hugs, the Other Doesn't A Boston performance by children's singer Nanny Gee for Frederick's birthday sheds light on Frasier's past as Lilith and the barflies discover Nanny is Frasier's first wife! My Son, the Father Sam finds a way to get even with John Hill. One of Carla's sons decides to become a priest. A Diminished Rebecca with a Suspended Cliff Woody's cousin develops a crush on Rebecca and Cliff is very unhappy with the new postal uniforms. License to Hill Rebecca insists she can handle the bar while the rest of the gang plays poker, then learns that she's allowed their liquor license to lapse. Rich Man, Wood Man The gang tries to bring Woody back to earth after a vacation in London with Kelly and her money. Smotherly Love Frasier wants Lilith to confront her overbearing mother and Rebecca wants Sam to make Norm pay his bar tab. Take Me Out of the Ball Game Sam ponders a baseball comeback, but when he goes to play a few games he discovers most of the players are much younger and immature than he is. Meanwhile, back in Boston, Frasier loses Lilith's favorite lab rat. Heeeeeere's...Cliffy! Norm tells Cliff a little white lie about Carson using Cliff's material on The Tonight Show, then regrets it when Cliff comes up with two tickets to Burbank. Meanwhile Sam and Woody install a satellite dish at Cheers. Rebecca's Lover...Not Rebecca looks forward to seeing her high school sweetheart, unaware of the changes in his life, and Sam starts a support group for owners of stolen Corvettes. Bar Wars VI: This Time It's for Real The new owner of Gary's Olde Towne Tavern lack a sense of humor and respond badly to Cheers' latest prank. An Old-Fashioned Wedding (1 hr) Woody and Kelly's wedding faces some funny (behind the scenes) obstacles, including Sam's flirtation with a German married guest, the priest dying and Kelly's Uncle Roger having to perform the ceremony - drunk, Rebecca to ice the cake after insulting the kitchen staff, and Lilith singing to the guests, in order to stop them, and Woody and Kelly. SEASON 11 1992-1993 The King of Beers Norm's new job seems like a dream come true when he becomes a beer taster at a brewery. Rebecca finds she can't tear herself away from the bar's new slot machine.
The Magnificent Six HenrÌ challenges Sam to a contest to see who's the bigger ladies' man. Rebecca resorts to desperate measures in her quest to quit smoking.
The Little Match Girl Rebecca's smoking gets her into big trouble when she accidentally starts a fire in the bar and blames it on faulty wiring. The Beer is Always Greener Carla is forced to clean up her act and behave nicely when she's has to find another job while Cheers is being rebuilt. Woody's faith in Kelly is shaken when he learns they have religious differences. Teaching with the Enemy Rebecca spots Lilith with another man, and doesn't know whether to tell Frasier. Meanwhile, Sam hires a bouncer named Tiny, but can't bring himself to fire Tiny when nobody wants to go near him. The Girl in the Plastic Bubble A distraught Frasier ends up on a ledge after Lilith informs him that she wants to spend a year away from him, sealed in a biosphere with her lover. Do Not Forsake Me O' My Postman Maggie returns to Cheers and Cliffie, this time claiming she's carrying his baby. Rebecca hires a hack songwriter to create a jingle for the bar. Feelings...Whoa, Whoa, Whoa Carla tries to hide her feelings when John Hill has a heart attack. Cliff believes that Hitler has moved into his building. Ill-Gotten Gaines Kelly's father is convinced that Woody has blackmail on his mind when Woody sees Mr. Gaines cheating on his wife. Rebecca plans to hold a Thanksgiving dinner at the bar. Daddy's Little Middle-Aged Girl Rebecca's father attempts to make her return with him to San Diego while Woody tries to exert his will over Kelly, to make her move her things to his apartment. Love Me, Love My Car Sam gets cold feet about selling his beloved car, and goes so far as to romance the buyer's widow to get it back. Rebecca befriends a pig destined to be Woody's Christmas dinner. Sunday Dinner Frasier decides to start dating other women now that Lilith has left him, and makes a date with his young secretary, Shauna. Meanwhile, Cheers is hosting a family reunion, and Cliff and Norm are hired to videotape it. Norm's Big Audit Norm can avoid an audit, if he'll just sleep with his investigating IRS agent. Sam is very reluctant to let the gang watch a videotape of one of his old games. It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Bar Robin turns up with bad news and good news. The bad news is he's broke, flat, busted. The good news is he's remembered that a money belt stuffed with cash is hidden in the bar somewhere. Loathe and Marriage Carla's daughter insists on having her father walk her down the aisle, despite Carla's objections. Is There a Doctor in the Howe? The gang finds out that Frasier has officially divorced from Lilith so they try to cheer him up with a party. The party leads to a little drinking which leads to an unexpected shared moment between Frasier and Rebecca. The Bar Manager, the Shrink, His Wife and Her Lover Lilith returns to Frasier only to find him with Rebecca. Matters are complicated when Lilith's disgruntled former lover comes looking for her. The Last Picture Show Sam puts the bar's former owner in charge while he and the guys go to a drive-in theater before it closes down. The Guy Can't Help It Rebecca finds herself really attracted to a handsome plumber. Sam joins a help group for sexual compulsives. Bar Wars VII: The Naked Prey Sam enlists Harry the Hat to help win the latest war of practical jokes between Cheers and Gary's Old Towne Tavern. Rebecca Gaines, Rebecca Loses (1 hr) After Woody, Kelly and her father Lloyd arrive at Cheers talking about classical music, Rebecca joins in the conversation and impresses Lloyd and he invites her to a society function. Meanwhile Esther Clavin has been put in a retirement home by Cliff, but whilst Cliff feels guilty, the others think he has murdered his mother. Look Before You Sleep Sam locks himself out of the bar with his house keys inside so he begins a search for a place to sleep for the night which proves more difficult than expected. Woody Gets an Election After Woody, Kelly and her father Lloyd arrive at Cheers talking about classical music, Rebecca joins in the conversation and impresses Lloyd and he invites her to a society function. Meanwhile Esther Clavin has been put in a retirement home by Cliff, but whilst Cliff feels guilty, the others think he has murdered his mother. It's Lonely on the Top A night of drinking leads to some surprises and revelations when Carla tells Sam that she drunkenly slept with one of the regulars that night - but can't remember who! Could it be Norm, or Cliff, or Frasier, or what about the most unlikely person in the bar she could have slept with. One for the Road, Part 1-3The gang finally finds out what has happened to Diane Chambers when they see her winning an award on television. Sam calls Diane to congratulate her and ends up inviting her back to Boston where they reunite one last time.
SEASON ONE 1982-1983 Give Me a Ring Sometime Sophisticated Diane Chambers is dumped by her fiance in a blue collar Boston bar where she meets baseball star-turned-bar owner Sam Malone.