Golden Girls - One of Dorothy's student has been doing very well in her class, so well that she decides to submit a paper that he wrote for a contest. However, this inadvertently signals to the INS that he is an illegal alien. Guest Stars Mario Lopez
01:30 AM
Golden Girls - While Dorothy and Rose are planning a hospital charity banquet, Blanche falls for Jake, the caterer hired for the event. She quickly learns he's more blue jeans than a black tie which prompts her to foolishly put a stop to their romance.
02:00 AM
Golden Girls - Dorothy's daughter, Kate is coming for a visit and has a big announcement. However, when Kate arrives, her announcement is far from exciting. Meanwhile, Blanche and Rose stay up and watch an "I Love Lucy" marathon.
02:30 AM
Golden Girls - The girls invite their new neighbors over for dinner but later, after they leave, two police detectives arrive with some unsettling news, the girls' new neighbors are really dealers in stolen gems. Guest stars George Clooney
03:00 AM
Frasier - Frasier suggest Niles do some sexual role play with Maris, to help strenghten their relationship and it doesn't go as planned.
03:30 AM
Frasier - Frasier and Roz hope desperately to win a SeaBea (Seattle Radio Awards) this year by bribing the judges with gifts.
04:00 AM
Frasier - When Frasier loses Martin's chair, Martin is extremely angry and wants it back.
04:30 AM
Frasier - When a twenty year old sales assistant flirts with Frasier, he questions whether a middle-aged man such as miself could find happiness dating her.
05:00 AM
I Love Lucy - Lucy plots to join Ricky's band for a series of one-night engagements.
05:30 AM
I Love Lucy - Ricky asks a neighbor, Grace Foster, to help him surprise Lucy with an anniversary present, but Lucy gets the wrong idea.
06:00 AM
I Love Lucy - One of Lucy's practical jokes backfires when she and Ricky are caught in a pair of antique handcuffs.
06:30 AM
I Love Lucy - Lucy and Ethel decide to write an operetta, and Lucy pays for the costumes and scenery with a post-dated check.
07:00 AM
I Love Lucy - Bored with married life, Lucy and Ethel decide that a few days away from their husbands would be a welcome change.
07:30 AM
I Love Lucy - The Ricardos buy the Mertzes a new TV set for their wedding anniversary.
08:00 AM
I Love Lucy - Ricky decides to fool Lucy into thinking she's won a new home furnishings contest. But the joke backfires when Lucy sells all their furniture.
08:30 AM
I Love Lucy - Ricky catches a cold and loses his voice during rehearsals for a new show, prompting Lucy to secretly stage the show herself.
09:00 AM
Golden Girls - While preparing for a friend's birthday party, the girls recall past birthdays, including Rose's surprise birthday party for Dorothy, a surprise birthday party for Blanche and a memory of Sophia's birthday involving her late-husband Sal.
09:30 AM
Golden Girls - The girl's friend Renee is feeling depressed and lonely with her children grown up and moved out and her husband's workaholic habits.
10:00 AM
Golden Girls - Sophia befriends an old man on the boardwalk whom she becomes quick friends with. However, his strange behavior signals that he has a medical condition, Alzheimer's disease.
10:30 AM
Golden Girls - Sophia's latest get rich quick scheme prompts the girls to recall other various get rich quick schemes they've had over the years including, catering, a dance marathon and a memory of Sophia's from 1954.
11:00 AM
Mother's Day on Waltons Mountain - Inspired by the Emmy Award-winning series, America's favorite family reunites in this heartwarming story about three different mothers and their troubles coping with parenthood.
01:00 PM
A Wedding on Walton's Mountain - This romantic chapter in the famous, Emmy Award-winning Waltons saga is set directly after World War II and centers around the wedding plans of daughter Erin Walton and Paul Northridge.
03:00 PM
A Walton Wedding - The Walton family is set to acquire a new member of the family when eldest son John-Boy prepares to marry the daughter of a U.S. ambassador and have a Valentine's Day wedding.
05:00 PM
A Walton Easter - When John-Boy and his wife Janet join the rest of the Waltons family for his parents' 40th anniversary, he finds himself yearning to move back to his Virginia homestead. Stars Richard Thomas and Ralph Waite and Judy Norton.
07:00 PM
A Decade of the Waltons - This family special highlights the greatest moments of America's most beloved, Emmy-winning series, "The Waltons." Earl Hammer, Jr., creator and narrator of the original show, hosts. Stars Ralph Waite, Michael Learned, Will Geer, Richard Thomas, Ellen Corby, Judy Norton-Taylor and Eric Scott.
09:00 PM
Day for ThanksWalton'sMount - Members of the Walton family return to their home for Thanksgiving seeking renewed strength for life's challenges. A heartwarming story for the entire family. Stars Ralph Waite, Ellen Corby, and Judy Norton.
11:00 PM
Frasier - Frasier suggest Niles do some sexual role play with Maris, to help strenghten their relationship and it doesn't go as planned.
11:30 PM
Frasier - Frasier and Roz hope desperately to win a SeaBea (Seattle Radio Awards) this year by bribing the judges with gifts.
Monday, May 20 2013
12:00 AM
Frasier - When Frasier loses Martin's chair, Martin is extremely angry and wants it back.
12:30 AM
Frasier - When a twenty year old sales assistant flirts with Frasier, he questions whether a middle-aged man such as miself could find happiness dating her.
01:00 AM
Golden Girls - While preparing for a friend's birthday party, the girls recall past birthdays, including Rose's surprise birthday party for Dorothy, a surprise birthday party for Blanche and a memory of Sophia's birthday involving her late-husband Sal.
01:30 AM
Golden Girls - The girl's friend Renee is feeling depressed and lonely with her children grown up and moved out and her husband's workaholic habits.
02:00 AM
Golden Girls - Sophia befriends an old man on the boardwalk whom she becomes quick friends with. However, his strange behavior signals that he has a medical condition, Alzheimer's disease.
02:30 AM
Golden Girls - Sophia's latest get rich quick scheme prompts the girls to recall other various get rich quick schemes they've had over the years including, catering, a dance marathon and a memory of Sophia's from 1954.
03:00 AM
Frasier - Martin, Frasier, Niles, and Daphne take a roadtrip in a Winnebago and everything goes wrong.
03:30 AM
Frasier - Both Niles and Frasier decide to write a book on psychiatry together.
04:00 AM
Frasier - When Frasier calls in sick, he has Gil Chesterton fill in for him.
04:30 AM
Frasier - Niles and Frasier end up getting stuck at Café Nervosa when it begins to rain and Niles askes Frasier if he's happy.
05:00 AM
I Love Lucy - Lucy waits for the "right" moment to tell Ricky the news that she's going to have a baby.
05:30 AM
I Love Lucy - With the baby coming, Ricky decides that Lucy should stay in bed while he does the chores.
06:00 AM
I Love Lucy - Even with motherhood fast approaching, Lucy still wants to be in Ricky's revue.
06:30 AM
I Love Lucy - Lucy wants her baby to be raised in the "proper vocal environment," so she hires a tutor to teach Ricky proper English diction.
07:00 AM
I Love Lucy - With all the attention that mother-to-be Lucy has been getting, father-to-be Ricky feels neglected.
07:30 AM
I Love Lucy - No child should grow up without artistic influence, so Lucy takes up sculpting.
08:00 AM
Golden Girls - Rose reluctantly agrees to go on a double blind date with Blanche. However, while Blanche's date turns out to be a dud, Rose's date turns into a serious relationship and is later invited on a cruise.
08:30 AM
Golden Girls - Blanche's sister, Virginia, comes to Miami for a visit and Blanche is convinced she's after something. Later, while out to dinner, she learns just what Virginia is after, Blanche's kidney.
09:00 AM
Golden Girls - A doctor Dorothy dates makes a pass at Blanche. But when Blanche tells Dorothy about it, Dorothy doesn't believe her.
09:30 AM
Golden Girls - Blanche's 14-year old grandson comes to Miami for a visit and brings a new meaning to the term "generation gap" as he stays up all night every night. Meanwhile, Dorothy studies for her French final.
10:00 AM
Home & Family - MISSY CHASE LAPINE, best-selling author of “The Sneaky Chef” with healthful advice on ways to add vegetables into foods that children love. Actor DAVID ALAN BASCHE will talk about the amazing “green” home he built, plus tips and tricks on keeping your teeth and mouth healthy from a panel of dental experts. Vegetable gardening expert SHIRLEY BOVSHOW; and dog trainer TERRY SIMONS demonstrates how quickly your pet will respond to basic agility training.
12:00 PM
Marie - Former child star Todd Bridges (“Different Strokes”) opens up about how he is now on a mission to change other kid’s lives with the Todd Bridges Youth Foundation; celebrity chef and author Alex Hitz (My Beverly Hills Kitchen) whips up the perfect coconut cake; author Susan Rizzo Vincent (Dréa’s Dream) explains why she created The Andréa Rizzo Foundation, an organization teaching dance therapy to children with cancer and special needs, and why it was created in her daughter’s honor.
01:00 PM
Marie - Emmy® Award-winning actress Jackée discusses her new role in the NBC television series, “The First Family”; New-York Times best-selling author Cynthia Sass gives crucial health tips on foods that can make you look younger and feel healthier; Marsha Hayes shares how she lost over 90 lbs. on Nutrisystem; self-defense expert Jennifer Cassetta discusses her new video “Stilettos and Self-Defense.”
02:00 PM
The Waltons - A student caught in a parent-teacher clash over evolution.
03:00 PM
Little House on the Prairie - Snobbish Mrs. Oleson packs up her family and joins the Ingalls on a weekend campout.
04:00 PM
Little House on the Prairie - Laura and widow Snider use the old jealousy ploy to get the dates they want for the dance.
05:00 PM
The Brady Bunch - Greg remarks that he can do twice as many pull-ups than Bobby, when he sees his younger brother struggling to pull himself up. Bobby is saddened by the comment, and bets that he can do more than Greg. Greg accepts, and ignores the contest, while Bobby prepares as much as he can.
05:30 PM
The Brady Bunch - Peter becomes popular with his classmates when he has his own column in the school newspaper, and hopes to get on his boring teacher's good side, by writing a story about him.
06:00 PM
The Brady Bunch - Alice's cousin Emma takes over as housekeeper when Alice goes on a vacation. Emma is an ex-WAC sergeant. The kids dislike Emma's rigorous schedule, and strict rules. They can't wait until Alice comes back.
06:30 PM
The Brady Bunch - Cindy is sullen by the fact that she is the youngest, and is sick of being the "baby" of the family. When mysterious notes from a "secret admirer" appear at the front door, she is excited, and wants to know who it is. It turns out he's closer than she thinks.
07:00 PM
The Brady Bunch - The dumpiest girl in school, Molly Webber, is nominated as hostess for Banquet Night as a prank, and Marcia feels bad for her, and tries to get her to win, that is, until she is also nominated.
07:30 PM
The Brady Bunch - Carol and a man named Harry Duggan accidentally bump into each other's car at the grocery store. They both say their goodbyes, and agree to pay their own damages. When Harry returns to their house, and says he'll see them in court, Marcia, Cindy, and Bobby will have to testify, that is, if Bobby and Cindy can remember what happened.
08:00 PM
Frasier - Frasier runs into his unrequited high school crush and former prom queen, Lorna Lynley (Smart).
08:30 PM
Frasier - Frasier plans to introduce himself to a beautiful woman he has seen at the opera, but brings Martin along so as not to look lonely.
09:00 PM
Frasier - When Roz takes a vacation, Frasier hires Mary, a producer fresh out of of training, to fill in for the week.
09:30 PM
Frasier - Frasier begins to think that Niles' new girlfriend may be slightly manipulative.
10:00 PM
Frasier - Frasier and Roz share a room at a broadcasting conference, which is notorious for being a meet market.
10:30 PM
Frasier - Frasier's show is pulled off the air for a week and he's figured out the reason: leverage against him in his contract negotiations with the station.
11:00 PM
Frasier - Frasier learns that comely neighbor Regan Shaw has recently become available again, but is shy about approaching her.
11:30 PM
Frasier - Frasier is honored to have his caricature hung on the wall of his favorite Italian restaurant, but is less than pleased with the likeness.
Tuesday, May 21 2013
12:00 AM
Golden Girls - Rose reluctantly agrees to go on a double blind date with Blanche. However, while Blanche's date turns out to be a dud, Rose's date turns into a serious relationship and is later invited on a cruise.
12:30 AM
Golden Girls - Blanche's sister, Virginia, comes to Miami for a visit and Blanche is convinced she's after something. Later, while out to dinner, she learns just what Virginia is after, Blanche's kidney.
01:00 AM
Golden Girls - A doctor Dorothy dates makes a pass at Blanche. But when Blanche tells Dorothy about it, Dorothy doesn't believe her.
01:30 AM
Golden Girls - Blanche's 14-year old grandson comes to Miami for a visit and brings a new meaning to the term "generation gap" as he stays up all night every night. Meanwhile, Dorothy studies for her French final.
02:00 AM
Cheers - On Valentine's Day, Sam winds up laid out due to back trouble on the 20th anniversary of his annual tryst with Lauren.
02:30 AM
Cheers - Rebecca decides on a new goal in life and begins by flattering John Hill in an effort to get his lease for the bar.
03:00 AM
Frasier - Frasier and Roz share a room at a broadcasting conference, which is notorious for being a meet market.
03:30 AM
Frasier - Frasier's show is pulled off the air for a week and he's figured out the reason: leverage against him in his contract negotiations with the station.
04:00 AM
Frasier - Frasier learns that comely neighbor Regan Shaw has recently become available again, but is shy about approaching her.
04:30 AM
Frasier - At her therapist, Daphne recalls a series of unfortunate events following the surprise shower that Donny threw for her.
05:00 AM
I Love Lucy - With the baby due at any moment, Ricky and the Mertzes carefully rehearse the trip to the hospital. But when the fateful moment actually comes, things don't go quite so smoothly.
05:30 AM
I Love Lucy - When Lucy buys yet another new gadget, Ricky complains that she's got no sales resistance.
06:00 AM
I Love Lucy - A handsome psychiatrist might be the cure for Lucy's inferiority complex.
06:30 AM
I Love Lucy - It's Lucy versus Ethel for President of the Wednesday Afternoon Fine Arts League.
07:00 AM
I Love Lucy - The Mertzes won't accept Lucy's truthful explanation of how she got a black eye.
07:30 AM
I Love Lucy - Whether it's getting dressed or ordering dinner at a restaurant, Lucy seems unable to finish anything without changing her mind.
08:00 AM
Golden Girls - In a bowling competition, it's Dorothy and Blanche verses Rose and Sophia. If Sophia and Rose win, Dorothy will allow Sophia to go back to Sicily for a visit and if Dorothy and Blanche win Sophia will give her a pair of earrings.
08:30 AM
Golden Girls - After a concert, the girls arrive home to discover their house has been broken into. Rose becomes so paranoid thinking the robbers will come back, she goes so far as to purchase a gun.
09:00 AM
Golden Girls - Blanche goes all out to try to look good for her latest beau, her aerobics instructor half her age. Meanwhile, Rose's dynamic mother comes for a visit and gets fed up with Rose's "mothering" ways.
09:30 AM
Golden Girls - After a dinner party, Sophia suffers an apparent heart attack. A heavy storm delays the paramedics, so the girls try to keep her calm, while trying to stay calm themselves.
10:00 AM
Home & Family - Actress Elizabeth Rohm (“Law & Order”) reveals her personal struggle with infertility in a breakthrough new book, “Baby Steps: Having the Child I Always Wanted." A panel of Beauty Experts with advice on how to get “bikini ready” for summer. High school entrepreneurs show off the hottest summer hair adornments; plus Cristina prepares and cooks fajitas.
12:00 PM
Marie - Four-time Grammy® winning producer Kuk Harrell (“Who’s Next?”) continues his search for the next singing star as he and Marie narrow down their contestants in the worldwide internet singing competition; actress Alicia Lagano (“The Client List”) discusses why she loves portraying troublemaking schemer Selena Ramos; Savannah Van Band make their television debut performing their new single.
01:00 PM
Marie - Patrick Warburton from the hit series “Rules of Engagement” talks about his involvement with St. Jude Children’s Research Hospital and his voice work on the five-time Emmy® winning comedy, “Family Guy”; singer Beth Hart discusses how she overcame her struggles in the music industry and performs her latest single.
02:00 PM
The Waltons - An old-fashioned love story: John-Boy and "just about the prettiest thing I ever laid eyes on."
03:00 PM
Little House on the Prairie - A terminally ill widow must find a home for her three children in the short time she has to live.
The Brady Bunch - Mike is assigned an architect project in Hawaii, and takes his family along with him. The first day, the Brady's tour the island, and the boys run into an ancient evil tabu.
05:30 PM
The Brady Bunch - The tabu the boys found earlier turn out to bring bad luck to the Brady's. Greg almost drowns, Alice twists her ankle, Peter is almost killed by a falling portrait and a tarantula, and so they decide to take it back to an ancient Hawaiian burial ground.
06:00 PM
The Brady Bunch - The boys sneak off to the ancient burial ground, and they end up inside a cave. It turns out a menacing treasure-seeking archaeologist is already there, and ties the boys up.
06:30 PM
The Brady Bunch - Marcia is very nervous for her first day in high school. Greg tries to help by introducing her to people, but she just makes a fool of herself. Her parents tell her to get involved with the school, so she signs up for every club.
07:00 PM
The Brady Bunch - Peter has a crush on Jan's new friend, Kerry, but he doesn't know how to approach her. He asks Greg if he can help, so Greg pretends to be Cyrano, a Mexican. All goes well until Kerry falls in love with 'Cyrano' instead of Peter.
07:30 PM
The Brady Bunch - When the boys scare the girls with plastic ghost, the girls bet the boys couldn't even spend one night in the attic. The boys accept their challenge, while the girls try to spook them throughout the night.
08:00 PM
Frasier - Daphne's wedding is approaching and Niles becomes even more apprehensive when he and Mel decide to take a trip together.
08:30 PM
Frasier - It is the night before Daphne and Donny's wedding and everyone has arrived at the Wayside Inn, where the wedding is to take place.
09:00 PM
Frasier - After Niles and Daphne run out on her wedding, they return to do the honorable thing and face their jilted lovers.
09:30 PM
Frasier - The tension of Donnie's and Mel's lawsuits demand that Niles and Daphne not be seen in public together.
10:00 PM
Frasier - Frasier uses his father as a pawn in order to date the attractive owner of a home for senior citizens.
10:30 PM
Frasier - Frasier adopts the role of cultural mentor to Todd Peterson, the station's new owner.
11:00 PM
Frasier - Frasier hires a butler to take over for Daphne's housekeeping duties, now that she is Niles' girlfriend.
11:30 PM
Frasier - Frasier hires an attractive lawyer, Abigail Michaels, to handle his lawsuit with Donnie, but he suddenly drops the lawsuit.
Wednesday, May 22 2013
12:00 AM
Golden Girls - In a bowling competition, it's Dorothy and Blanche verses Rose and Sophia. If Sophia and Rose win, Dorothy will allow Sophia to go back to Sicily for a visit and if Dorothy and Blanche win Sophia will give her a pair of earrings.
12:30 AM
Golden Girls - After a concert, the girls arrive home to discover their house has been broken into. Rose becomes so paranoid thinking the robbers will come back, she goes so far as to purchase a gun.
01:00 AM
Golden Girls - Blanche goes all out to try to look good for her latest beau, her aerobics instructor half her age. Meanwhile, Rose's dynamic mother comes for a visit and gets fed up with Rose's "mothering" ways.
01:30 AM
Golden Girls - After a dinner party, Sophia suffers an apparent heart attack. A heavy storm delays the paramedics, so the girls try to keep her calm, while trying to stay calm themselves.
02:00 AM
Cheers - Norm develops a rich paranoia and decides to look for another bar when wife Vera gets a job upstairs at Melville's, and Lilith helps the gang celebrate Frasier's birthday.
02:30 AM
Cheers - Rebecca wants to serve Woody's chili in the poolroom despite Sam's heartfelt objections.
03:00 AM
Frasier - Frasier uses his father as a pawn in order to date the attractive owner of a home for senior citizens.
03:30 AM
Frasier - Frasier adopts the role of cultural mentor to Todd Peterson, the station's new owner.
04:00 AM
Frasier - Frasier hires a butler to take over for Daphne's housekeeping duties, now that she is Niles' girlfriend.
04:30 AM
Frasier - Frasier hires an attractive lawyer, Abigail Michaels, to handle his lawsuit with Donnie, but he suddenly drops the lawsuit.
05:00 AM
I Love Lucy - The Ricardos' lease says no children allowed, and the squalling new baby doesn't help matter with the landlord.
05:30 AM
I Love Lucy - Ricky hires a maid because Lucy keeps falling asleep during the day from staying up nights with the new baby.
06:00 AM
I Love Lucy - Ricky is planning an Indian number for his nightclub act, and assumes that motherhood has ended Lucy's show business ambitions. No such luck.
06:30 AM
I Love Lucy - Lucy tells everyone to forget all about her birthday, then gets upset when they take her at her word.
07:00 AM
I Love Lucy - Lucy thinks they need a bigger apartment, but Ricky says they can't afford it.
07:30 AM
I Love Lucy - Lucy tries to fix up her girlfriend with a batchelor friend of the Mertzes but ends up as an unwitting third party in a love triangle.
08:00 AM
Golden Girls - Dorothy's ex-husband, Stan shows up to settle a piece of land they bought on their honeymoon. This leads to Dorothy and Stan spending the night together.
08:30 AM
Golden Girls - Dorothy and Sophia have been bickering. So when Dorothy's sister, Gloria, comes to Miami for a visit and asks Sophia to come live with her in California, Sophia quickly says yes.
09:00 AM
Golden Girls - Rose has been dating Dr. Jonathan Newman and begins to think their relationship is leading to the altar. However she begins to have second thoughts especially since he's a midget.
09:30 AM
Golden Girls - Dorothy finds herself on the other side of the table when her latest boyfriend Glen gives her a shock when he tells he he's married. She surprises herself when she finds herself sneaking around to be with him.
10:00 AM
Home & Family - “Sopranos” actor STEVE SCHIRRIPA will discuss his new book, “Big Daddy Rules” for advice to the parenting wars. “Tool Belt Diva” NORMA VALLY will demonstrate sink clog-busting skills and what to do when the garbage disposal jams. 60-year old super model CINDY JOSEPH shares secrets on her unusual career which defies all age barriers. Home & Family’s Wedding Series continues with advice from Mark on photo composition and how to select the right wedding photographer.
12:00 PM
Marie - On this special episode, Marie gives you an exclusive, behind-the-scenes look into her talk show sharing some of her favorite moments with her show’s production team; Marie gives you a backstage look into her busy life and what it’s like to be a talk show host by day in Los Angeles and Vegas performer by night; Marie also shares what it was like to have Richard Simmons on the show and reveals the never-before-seen off-camera moments with Oscar® nominated actor Hugh Jackman.
01:00 PM
Marie - “Dallas” star Charlene Tilton discusses overcoming her struggles with depression after the death of her fiancé; television host, stylist and lifestyle expert Alison Deyette honors the American Heart Association’s Go Red for Women Campaign by sharing three women’s inspiring stories; acoustic pop duo Raycee and Mills perform their latest single.
02:00 PM
The Waltons - John-Boy plays matchmaker for an unlikely pair.
The Brady Bunch - Marcia convinces Carol to join her in the high school's "Family Frolics", a parent-child talent show. Greg tries to persuade Mike to join them.
05:30 PM
The Brady Bunch - Jan wants to be an only child because she never has any privacy, and she's over-shadowed by her sister. They other children try being kind, and making her change her mind, but when that doesn't work, they give her the cold shoulder.
06:00 PM
The Brady Bunch - Mike assumes Greg wants to be an architect just like he is based off a paper Greg wrote. Greg finds out, and doesn't want to hurt his dad's feelings by telling him he doesn't want to be an architect.
06:30 PM
The Brady Bunch - They kids believe Alice can no longer be trusted, so Alice leaves, and hires a replacement, only to find the kids crawling back to her, trying to get her to return.
07:00 PM
The Brady Bunch - Greg must decide between his girlfriend, and his sister for the new captain of the cheerleading squad. Either way, his decision will hurt somebody.
07:30 PM
The Brady Bunch - Peter wanted to be George Washington in the school play, and even auditioned for it, but his teacher said he was better suited for Benedict Arnold. His friends give him a hard time, and he tries to drop-out.
08:00 PM
Frasier - Roz introduces Frasier to her new boyfriend, Luke, and the two men hit it off as well. When she catches Luke cheating on her, she dumps him.
08:30 PM
Frasier - Frasier butters up the local morning TV host to let him co-host the Seattle Christmas parade with her.
09:00 PM
Frasier - Frasier receives the Lifetime Achievement Award from the Seattle Broadcasting Awards.
09:30 PM
Frasier - Frasier decides that three generations of Crane men head out to the woods for some family bonding, despite their protests.
10:00 PM
Frasier - Frasier and Niles realize their helplessness when Frasier's car stalls, so they enroll in an auto repair night class.
10:30 PM
Frasier - Frasier and Niles try to reawaken the career of Jackson Hedley, an actor they saw perform Hamlet when they were young.
11:00 PM
Frasier - Frasier is to go to a speed-dating event and asks Roz if he should wear a suit or sweater, remarking that the decision can have far-reaching effects.
11:30 PM
Frasier - Kenny arrives at Frasier's place in a panic after unwittingly making a date with a woman even though he's married.
Thursday, May 23 2013
12:00 AM
Golden Girls - Dorothy's ex-husband, Stan shows up to settle a piece of land they bought on their honeymoon. This leads to Dorothy and Stan spending the night together.
12:30 AM
Golden Girls - Dorothy and Sophia have been bickering. So when Dorothy's sister, Gloria, comes to Miami for a visit and asks Sophia to come live with her in California, Sophia quickly says yes.
01:00 AM
Golden Girls - Rose has been dating Dr. Jonathan Newman and begins to think their relationship is leading to the altar. However she begins to have second thoughts especially since he's a midget.
01:30 AM
Golden Girls - Dorothy finds herself on the other side of the table when her latest boyfriend Glen gives her a shock when he tells he he's married. She surprises herself when she finds herself sneaking around to be with him.
02:00 AM
Cheers - Carla faces the hardest task of her life when she tries to be nice to Cliff after learning he's one of the judges for the Miss Boston Barmaid competition.
02:30 AM
Cheers - Sam's old baseball rival shows up to goad Sam into a final round on the mound, but Sam isn't too sure he wants to go.
03:00 AM
Frasier - Frasier and Niles realize their helplessness when Frasier's car stalls, so they enroll in an auto repair night class.
03:30 AM
Frasier - Frasier and Niles try to reawaken the career of Jackson Hedley, an actor they saw perform Hamlet when they were young.
04:00 AM
Frasier - Frasier is to go to a speed-dating event and asks Roz if he should wear a suit or sweater, remarking that the decision can have far-reaching effects.
04:30 AM
Frasier - Kenny arrives at Frasier's place in a panic after unwittingly making a date with a woman even though he's married.
05:00 AM
I Love Lucy - When Lucy buys a new sofa and coffee table without Ricky's permission, he says she'll have to pay for it out of her allowance.
05:30 AM
I Love Lucy - Ricky plans to end Lucy's new togetherness kick by making her "rough it" with him on a camping trip. But Lucy and Ethel have a plan of their own.
06:00 AM
I Love Lucy - Ricky and Fred never want to do anything but watch the fights on TV.
06:30 AM
I Love Lucy - A beautiful friendship is almost ruined when the Ricardos sell their old washing machine to the Mertzes.
07:00 AM
I Love Lucy - A magazine does a picture story on Ricky's life, but Lucy's not in it. Lucy decides to upstage Ricky during his "Lady in Spain" number at the club.
07:30 AM
I Love Lucy - Lucy and Ethel buy a dress shop on a shoestring, but they wind up in the red.
08:00 AM
Golden Girls - Rose brings a man home and they spend the night together. However, in the morning she finds that he has passed away. Even worse, she later discovers he was married.
08:30 AM
Golden Girls - Rose is apprehensive about a visit from her daughter and granddaughter, since their reason for coming is to settle Rose's late-husband's will. But when they see the will, Rose must explain where all of Charlie's money went.
09:00 AM
Golden Girls - Blanche's visiting niece is a chip right off the old block when she dates a different man all night every night. Meanwhile, Dorothy does battle with a mouse living in the house.
09:30 AM
Golden Girls - During a tap dance rehersal with Rose and Blanche, Dorothy injures her foot and later Dorothy is hesitant about having foot surgery. Meanwhile, with Dorothy out of the recital, Blanche and Rose must re-work their act.
10:00 AM
Home & Family - Television journalist and creator of CareerChicks.com, STEPHANIE STANTON with helpful information on the Top Five Jobs for Stay-at-Home Moms. From ABC’s “Body of Proof” actor WINDELL MIDDLEBROOKS is coming to visit. Craft expert TAMARA BERG with a fun project for “National Lucky Penny Day.” TEMPLE GRANDIN with news on the science of autism and her breakthrough new book, “The Autistic Brain." Home & Family’s Wedding Series continues with beautiful fashion ideas from David’s Bridal.
12:00 PM
Marie - Colin Mochrie (“Whose Line Is It Anyway?”) discusses life as an improv comedian and Marie then puts his improv skills to the test with a fun game; travel expert Laura McKenzie (“Laura McKenzie’s Traveler”) reveals the hottest destinations stars like Tom Cruise, Harrison Ford and Stephen Spielberg escape to; author Glennon Doyle Melton (Carry On, Warrior) explains how she became the funny and insightful voice of countless moms through her blog, Momastery.
01:00 PM
Marie - Melissa Rivers ("Joan & Melissa: Joan Knows Best?") opens up about her father's suicide and how it impacted her; Laura McKenzie (Hallmark Channel’s “Laura McKenzie’s Traveler”) gives the inside secrets on "home swapping"; Cherish Lee ("Dallas") performs her latest single.
02:00 PM
The Waltons - A Gypsy family's encounter with prejudice.
Little House on the Prairie - Mr. Edwards wants to make a hunter out of an adopted son who hasn't the stomach for killing.
05:00 PM
The Brady Bunch - Marcia falls in love were her new dentist, Dr. Vogel. He gives Marcia wrong intentions, and when Marcia realizes he doesn't like her more than just a patient, she is hurt.
05:30 PM
The Brady Bunch - Bobby becomes the most hated kid at school when he becomes the new safety monitor. He reports anybody for minor infractions, including his friends, and his family at home.
06:00 PM
The Brady Bunch - Greg was planning on going to a rock concert, but when Bobby accidentally blabbed about Greg almost getting into an accident on the highway, he is grounded for a week.
06:30 PM
The Brady Bunch - Jan wants to get her parents a great anniversary gift, but it cost too much. With the help of her siblings, they sign up for an amateur singing contest that will air on TV. The winner gets first prize and $100.
07:00 PM
The Brady Bunch - Bobby gets in trouble with his teachers and parents when they find out he idolizes famous outlaw, Jesse James. Mike explains why he shouldn't admire him, and Bobby agrees.
07:30 PM
The Brady Bunch - Marcia cancels her date with Charley so she can go out on a date with the most popular guy in school, Doug Simpson. When Peter misses a football thrown by Greg, it hits Marcia in the nose. Her nose swells up, and Doug cancels the date.
08:00 PM
Frasier - Frasier receives tickets to the Sonics game and goes with Martin and Niles.
08:30 PM
Frasier - Roz gets the green light to put on a special radio show about outer space, and agrees to let Frasier narrate.
09:00 PM
Frasier - Frasier and Niles throw a fancy party to try to convince the trustee of a foundation to donate money to the failing prep school they attended.
Frasier - Niles picks up Daphne from fat camp, and plans a weekend away where they'll sleep together for the first time.
10:30 PM
Frasier - Even after Daphne's premonition of Niles getting hurt comes true, he says he needs scientific proof before he will believe in her abilities. So they hire a psychic evaluator to put her skills to the test. Meanwhile, Roz has started dating Frasier's mentor, Dr. Tewksbury, but Frasier has a major hang-up with their relationship.
11:00 PM
Frasier - Frasier meets Claire French, a friend of his previous girlfriend Lana Gardner.
11:30 PM
Frasier - Frasier's study sessions with Lana's son Kirby are not going well, which threatens his chances of ever seeing Claire again.
Friday, May 24 2013
12:00 AM
Golden Girls - Rose brings a man home and they spend the night together. However, in the morning she finds that he has passed away. Even worse, she later discovers he was married.
12:30 AM
Golden Girls - Rose is apprehensive about a visit from her daughter and granddaughter, since their reason for coming is to settle Rose's late-husband's will. But when they see the will, Rose must explain where all of Charlie's money went.
01:00 AM
Golden Girls - Blanche's visiting niece is a chip right off the old block when she dates a different man all night every night. Meanwhile, Dorothy does battle with a mouse living in the house.
01:30 AM
Golden Girls - During a tap dance rehersal with Rose and Blanche, Dorothy injures her foot and later Dorothy is hesitant about having foot surgery. Meanwhile, with Dorothy out of the recital, Blanche and Rose must re-work their act.
02:00 AM
Cheers - Lilith grieves over the death of her favorite lab rat while bar support Paul proves an unlikely target for a sexy seduction.
02:30 AM
Cheers - Sam enters a whole new world when he baby-sits for Frasier and Lilith, and Woody worries about Kelly when she goes to work at Cheers as part of a school project.
03:00 AM
Frasier - Niles picks up Daphne from fat camp, and plans a weekend away where they'll sleep together for the first time.
03:30 AM
Frasier - Even after Daphne's premonition of Niles getting hurt comes true, he says he needs scientific proof before he will believe in her abilities. So they hire a psychic evaluator to put her skills to the test. Meanwhile, Roz has started dating Frasier's mentor, Dr. Tewksbury, but Frasier has a major hang-up with their relationship.
04:00 AM
Frasier - Frasier meets Claire French, a friend of his previous girlfriend Lana Gardner.
04:30 AM
Frasier - Frasier's study sessions with Lana's son Kirby are not going well, which threatens his chances of ever seeing Claire again.
05:00 AM
I Love Lucy - The girls are going to appear on TV. Everybody's pleased, until both of them buy the same dress for the occasion.
05:30 AM
I Love Lucy - Everything's fine at the Ricardos' and the Mertzes', until the girls demand "equal rights."
06:00 AM
I Love Lucy - The Ricardos have decided they're not going to brag about their new baby.
06:30 AM
I Love Lucy - Ricky bets Lucy that she can't go 24 hours without telling a fib.
07:00 AM
I Love Lucy - Ricky's going to stage a French Revue at his club, and Lucy bets him $50 that she can get into the act no matter what he does to stop her.
07:30 AM
I Love Lucy - The Ricardos help the Mertzes redecorate their apartment. They paint the walls and cover the furniture - in typical Ricardo fashion.
08:00 AM
Golden Girls - Blanche is dating a wealthy suitor who has several small children. When he proposes marriage Blanche ponders being a mother again. Meanwhile, Dorothy and Rose go to bat with the bathroom plumbing.
08:30 AM
Golden Girls - Blanche's psychology professor sexually harasses her when she goes to him for help on a difficult test. Meanwhile, Dorothy, Rose and Sophia try to get tickets for a sold out Frank Sinatra concert.
09:00 AM
Golden Girls - A week before an awards ceremony for the Volunteer of the Year, Blanche, Dorothy and Rose each come down with a nasty flu, which compounds their arguing over who will win the prestigious award.
09:30 AM
Golden Girls - When Rose loses her job at the grief center, she begins searching for other sources of work. However, in the meantime she becomes incredibly depressed when she battles age discrimination.
10:00 AM
Home & Family - From “The Mentalist” actor TIM KANG about the season 5 finale and his involvement in the word of the National Center for Missing and Exploited Children. Martial artist and Bantamweight Champion RONDA ROUSEY about her amazing career and how she earned the nickname “The Arm Collector.” Mind-reader PAUL DRAPER demonstrates and entertains us with his magical skills. CRISTINA cooks up a summertime favorite: slow-cooked barbeque baby back ribs. Home & Family’s Wedding Series continues with a fun and functional, do-it-yourself hand-fan.
12:00 PM
Home & Family - Television journalist and creator of CareerChicks.com, STEPHANIE STANTON with helpful information on the Top Five Jobs for Stay-at-Home Moms. From ABC’s “Body of Proof” actor WINDELL MIDDLEBROOKS is coming to visit. Craft expert TAMARA BERG with a fun project for “National Lucky Penny Day.” TEMPLE GRANDIN with news on the science of autism and her breakthrough new book, “The Autistic Brain." Home & Family’s Wedding Series continues with beautiful fashion ideas from David’s Bridal.
02:00 PM
The Waltons - Big-city adventure for John-Boy in a timber-rights battle with a lumber company.
03:00 PM
Little House on the Prairie - The newly invented phonograph plays a large role in Laura's pursuit of a classmate who wants to become a scientist.
The Brady Bunch - Peter is hired by Mr. Martinelli to repair bikes at his bike shop, but after his first day, he is fired because he is too slow.
05:30 PM
The Brady Bunch - Cindy looses Carol's precious earrings, so Peter uses his new detective kit to search for them.
06:00 PM
Undercover Bridesmaid - Tanya, a highly-trained security guard who lost her zest for romance after being left at the altar, takes an assignment where she poses as a bridesmaid for a woman who has been receiving death threats before her wedding day. While undercover, Tanya not only solves the mystery, but she is finally able to put the past behind her and give love a second chance. Stars Brooke Burns, Nicole Paggi, and Gregory Harrison.
08:00 PM
Smart Cookies - At the request of her boss, highly successful realtor Julie Sterling signs up for community service and finds herself troop leader for a group of outcast Girl Scouts. Being so focused on her career, she couldn’t be more ill-fitted for the job, but her priorities change as she forges a friendship with a youth group in need of some self-confidence. Julie soon rises to the challenge and is determined to win her troop top honors. Stars Jessalyn Gilsig, Bailee Madison and Patricia Richardson
10:00 PM
Frasier - Frasier spends the day with Lana, Niles spends the day with Daphne and Martin spends the day at a parole hearing.
10:30 PM
Frasier - Frasier books a romantic weekend in Belize with Claire.
11:00 PM
Frasier - Frasier is torn about whether Claire or Lana is right for him, and asks everybody under the sun about what he should do.
11:30 PM
Frasier - Lana is less than happy when her ex, Bob (the man Frasier counseled in Part 1) returns.
Saturday, May 25 2013
12:00 AM
Golden Girls - Blanche is dating a wealthy suitor who has several small children. When he proposes marriage Blanche ponders being a mother again. Meanwhile, Dorothy and Rose go to bat with the bathroom plumbing.
12:30 AM
Golden Girls - Blanche's psychology professor sexually harasses her when she goes to him for help on a difficult test. Meanwhile, Dorothy, Rose and Sophia try to get tickets for a sold out Frank Sinatra concert.
01:00 AM
Golden Girls - A week before an awards ceremony for the Volunteer of the Year, Blanche, Dorothy and Rose each come down with a nasty flu, which compounds their arguing over who will win the prestigious award.
01:30 AM
Golden Girls - When Rose loses her job at the grief center, she begins searching for other sources of work. However, in the meantime she becomes incredibly depressed when she battles age discrimination.
02:00 AM
Cheers - When Sam finds it difficult to back away from Frasier's son, he decides to have one of his own-if only he can find the right mommy.
02:30 AM
Cheers - Sam and Rebecca each separately turn to the Drs. Crane for help in conceiving a baby.
03:00 AM
Frasier - Frasier spends the day with Lana, Niles spends the day with Daphne and Martin spends the day at a parole hearing.
03:30 AM
Frasier - Frasier books a romantic weekend in Belize with Claire.
04:00 AM
Frasier - Frasier is torn about whether Claire or Lana is right for him, and asks everybody under the sun about what he should do.
04:30 AM
Frasier - Lana is less than happy when her ex, Bob (the man Frasier counseled in Part 1) returns.
05:00 AM
I Love Lucy - The police are looking for "Madame X," the mysterious cat burglar. The finger of suspicion points to Lucy.
05:30 AM
I Love Lucy - Ricky and Fred infuriate the girls by wearing their oldest clothes in public. So Lucy and Ethel secretly sell their husbands' clothes to a second-hand clothes dealer.
06:00 AM
I Love Lucy - A visit to the eye doctor leaves Lucy's vision hopelessly blurred for the rest of the day. But that doesn't stop her from auditioning a jitterbug number at the club.
06:30 AM
I Love Lucy - Lucy wants to know about Ricky's old girlfriends, so he invents one named Carlotta Romero. Then a singer with that name shows up in town.
07:00 AM
I Love Lucy - Lucy concocts a delicious salad dressing, and Fred tells her she ought to market it.
07:30 AM
I Love Lucy - Ricky decides that Lucy deserves a rest, so he offers to take care of Little Ricky.
08:00 AM
I Love Lucy - After seeing the boys give a pretty girl the eye, Lucy and Ethel decide to go to charm school.
08:30 AM
I Love Lucy - It's the Ricardos' wedding anniversary, and they plan to spend it alone, together. That's the plan, anyway.
09:00 AM
Golden Girls - Rose is shocked to learn that in her late-uncle's will he left her his "Baby". However she is quickly delighted to learn the "baby" is a pig.
09:30 AM
Golden Girls - The girls' search for a housekeeper ends when they hire Marguerite, a woman who appears to have mystical powers. However, when they fire her, a string of bizarre events convince the girls that Marguerite has placed a curse on them.
10:00 AM
Golden Girls - When Rose must give a eulogy at her aunt's funeral, Rose must try to get over her biggest fear in the world, giving speeches. This also brings up Dorothy and Blanche's biggest fears.
10:30 AM
Golden Girls - Rose becomes concerned about nuclear war. This prompts her to write letters to Gorbachev and Reagan. She's stunned when she gets a response and learns that Gorbechev would like to meet her.
11:00 AM
The Seven Year Hitch - Jennifer and Kevin have been best friends, but when Jennifer gets engaged to her boyfriend Bryce, Kevin thinks she’s making a huge mistake with the wrong guy and plays interference, claiming he is already married to Jennifer under common law. Stars Natalie Hall and Darin Brooks.
01:00 PM
Fixing Pete - Fashion writer Alexis is given the job assignment to make over Pete Mallion, a messy, chauvinistic, sports journalist. Although she is repulsed by Pete at first, she teaches him how to improve his inner and outer beauty and along the way discovers he is something special beneath the surface. Stars Brooke Burns, Dylan Bruno, Valerie Harper, and John Ratzenberger.
03:00 PM
Undercover Bridesmaid - Tanya, a highly-trained security guard who lost her zest for romance after being left at the altar, takes an assignment where she poses as a bridesmaid for a woman who has been receiving death threats before her wedding day. While undercover, Tanya not only solves the mystery, but she is finally able to put the past behind her and give love a second chance. Stars Brooke Burns, Nicole Paggi, and Gregory Harrison.
05:00 PM
A Cool, Dry Place - A single father balances his work as an attorney with the care of his five year old son. Stars Vince Vaughn, Joey Lauren Adams and Monica Potter.
07:00 PM
The Seven Year Hitch - Jennifer and Kevin have been best friends, but when Jennifer gets engaged to her boyfriend Bryce, Kevin thinks she’s making a huge mistake with the wrong guy and plays interference, claiming he is already married to Jennifer under common law. Stars Natalie Hall and Darin Brooks.
09:00 PM
Your Love Never Fails - Laura is a working mother who just wants to spend more time with her daughter Kelsey. When Kelsey’s father, Dylan files for joint custody, Laura is forced to take Kelsey to Texas, where she confronts the lifestyle and father that she left behind. Stars Elisa Donovan, Brad Rowe, Fred Willard, Tom Skerritt and John Schneider.
11:00 PM
Falling in Love with the Girl Next Door - Patty Duke and Shelley Long are a young couple’s worst nightmare as the mothers who can’t let go of a twenty-five-year-old feud long enough to hear the words - I Do. Also stars Patrick Duffy and Bruce Boxleitner.
